Hence, a grossly overstated letter by the AALS to Hulett "Bucky" Askew regarding some proposed changes to the ABA's accreditation standards. Props to Paul Caron at TaxProfBlog for hosting it and pointing it out. I'm not going to reprint it all here, but I definitely encourage my readers to check it out for some light chuckles and some sterling examples of "begging the question" or "assuming the conclusion" logical fallacies.
For example, the letter characterizes the SRC's proposal as a "thought experiment" that may undermine the present legal education system. But one must ask: where is the proof justifying the structure of the current legal education system? Is it merely enough that we've done a thing a particular way for decades? I think not.
But that doesn't stop AALS from trying to justify its members' jobs.
Wow, where do I start? Probably by stating the obvious: this is bullshit. There is absolutely no empirical proof that the "scholarship and public service" allegedly carried out by full-time faculty "give [their teaching] an authority" that adjunct teachers cannot. None, nor is the valid reason to assume this. After all, if I have a choice between one professor who actually represents real people in the local federal court and another who hasn't seen a courtroom in 20 years, who is going to have more "authority" behind his teaching? Hint: it ain't the guy who writes journal articles on esoteric theory.Honest to goodness, law is a professional school designed to teach professional skills. What student ever values someone more because they write an unread article or do public service? And why are adjuncts somehow foreclosed from such things? Many practitioners write more relevant articles than full-tenure professors, anyway, and there's no reason to believe a law professor is any more committed to public service than a non-professor.
"[O]nly full-time career faculty can be expected..." reeks of baseless elitism. To buy into this rhetoric, one would have to assume that there's something truly different about full-time faculty. The entire letter seems to assume this without any empirical proof and relying on dubious conclusions (e.g., that American legal education is "high quality") and outright misstatements (e.g., law is not a "fundamentally public profession").
The point of an American legal education is to train competent lawyers. There is no evidence, nor is there any logical reason to believe, that that goal necessarily requires a full-time tenured faculty. And they do demand their tenure, see p. 5: "[Full-time faculty] remind students of the clients who encounter law and the students' ethical obligations as lawyers, and they facilliate the process of learning about law, lawyers, and the meaning of justice." Again, this can't be done by part-time non-tenured faculty?
There are a variety of other sub-issues (like distance learning and the LSAT), but the gist is that the professors feel threatened by the contemplated changes:
Ah, yes, bureaucratic stalling. Of course, if there were any real discussion of "first principles," the law professors would lose, and badly. Law school is not a scientific academy or a liberal arts college; it is a professional school designed to train people who can actually walk into court and argue and file items on behalf of a client. There is no evidence whatsoever that such a process requires a robust full-time faculty of academics indistinguishable from their liberal arts peers aside from paycheck and the type of elitist condescension on display.The real factor that "make[s] reform desirable" is that law professors don't actually teach students how to be lawyers. That's a "first principle." To hell with social justice and the "valuable" aspects of legal education if the law schools can't even do that.
Cost, of course, is another factor making broad reforms desirable. This system clearly is not sustainable, and professors that make $200k a year make a very sane target for cuts. But the AALS has a defense for this: it isn't the professors making double their value that increase costs, it's the students and the rascally people in the admissions department:
Translation: before cutting full-time staff, cut career services or scholarships!Because basically what we have here is a ten-page letter full of fear and bold statements that is absolutely devoid of any substantive proof of what it's claiming. Full-time professors are supposedly just "better" than other options, more ethical, more service-oriented, and more apt to gain expertise (than, you know, the actual people filing claims in court). Most generic students, I suspect, wouldn't be able to tell a full-time tenured faculty member from a part-time adjunct.
All this is is raw, naked self-preservation wrapped in a coat of hollow rhetoric and baseless assumptions about how great legal education has been in the last few decades. I don't necessarily support all the standards changes, but I think they're a move in the right direction and the AALS' attempt to derail them in "let's do a study" hell is shameless and militates against any finding that organizations like the AALS exist for any "public service."
They're clearly not, or else this letter would look radically different.
"What would ya say...ya do here?"
ReplyDelete"Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can’t you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!"
Classic.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite non-serious response is from American Beauty:
Brad Dupree: ...so I'm sure you can understand the need to cut corners around here.
Lester Burnham: Sure. Times are tight, and you need to free up cash. Gotta spend money to make money.
Brad Dupree: Exactly.
Lester Burnham: Like when our editorial director used the company MasterCard to pay for a hooker, and then she used the card number to stay at the St. Regis for, what was it, three months?
Brad Dupree: That's unsubstantiated gossip.
Lester Burnham: That's fifty thousand dollars. That's somebody's salary. Somebody who's probably gonna get fired because Craig has to pay women to fuck him!
Brad Dupree: Jesus. Calm down. Nobody's getting fired yet. That's why we're having everyone write a job description, mapping out in detail how they contribute. That way, management can assess who's valuable and who's...
Lester Burnham: Expendable.
Brad Dupree: It's just business.
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Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
It would be one thing if these tenured professors were actually good teachers, but they're often not.
ReplyDeleteI went to a top 20 law school. My torts professor rambled incoherently from the disorganized casebook he wrote and then gave an exam where half of the questions were "what was my opinion of this case?"
It pisses me off that he is making 6 figures.
I went to a top fifty law school. My torts professor never handled a car wreck case--or a trucking accident case---or a medical malpractice case--or a property damage case--or a . . . well you get the idea. I've not only "handled those kind of cases" for the past 25 years---I've tried those kind of cases and argued many of the issues on appeal (another experience my torts professor lacked)and made a decent living doing it (without tax payer/student loan support). Looking back, I realize he did not know what he was talking about and mostly confused his students. However, he was an expert on a subject called "plain English and the law". I could confuse students for a lot less than the law school paid him.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDelete“One way to thing about the overall body and effect of the proposed standards is to step back and ask whether, under the proposed standards, an open-access bar review course would be accredited as a law school if it also offered lectures about on-line research and traditional lawyer values, had student papers graded by people who had never met the students, and assigned each student to one field placement based ‘course,’ taught and supervised by an adjunct.”
If this were part of an apprenticeship program it’d probably work quite nicely.
The onus is *solely* on the law schools to demonstrate the value they add to fledgling lawyers’ careers.
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FWIW, my torts professor began my first law school class by claiming that he was *not* the basis of the contracts prof in The Paper Chase despite everyone stating the contrary. He then proceeded to make us read appellate cases he argued before the state supreme court back in the 60s and 70s.