Showing posts with label irrationality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irrationality. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Emory Graduation Speaker/Professor Tells the Indentured Peasants to Stop Whining

It's not surprising that one of the themes of this year's graduation season has been "we didn't promise you jobs," along with its tag-team accomplices, "broaden your horizons" and "you should serve the poor for nothing."

But statements like this, apparently made by Emory Professor/Graduation Speaker Sara Stadler as reported by law.com, still seem jarring:
At the law school's May 9 graduation, she dumped optimistic commencement speech cliches for a lesson in tough love, telling the Class of 2011 to stop fretting over the dearth of big money jobs.

"Get over it," said Stadler. "The one thing standing in the way of your happiness is a sense of entitlement."

What a head-in-the-clouds, audacious, rudely oblivious thing to say. You'll be happy if you just stop having a sense of entitlement? It's so daft, it's offensive. What about the students who don't have a sense of entitlement and never had one? What about the ones who just want a 45-50k a year job as a full-time attorney (e.g. those people who want to do public service from the get-go), the ones who are willing and ready to bust their ass, but can't get their foot in the door because the market has become so saturated? Did she even address that?

Where does this straw man that most students expect "big money" jobs come from, anyway? I know Emory is a higher caliber than most law schools, but very few law students, even at that level of school, are still pining for the "big money" after three years; most often, the illusion is destroyed the winter of 1L year if it existed at all. I would guess that a majority of recent Emory graduates would immediately accept a full-time position making 65k a year.

In any event, some sense of entitlement is justified when students are spending over $200,000 for a three-year education, including costs of living. Many of these students only paid that much on the belief that the product would provide a reasonable return on their investment. Paying $200,000 for a license that, it turns out, can only make one $45k a year (a marginal earnings increase - if that - for most students who get into Emory) is a perfectly-valid reason to complain.

Could you imagine other industries trying this? There's always some entitlement in purchasing a product; it's why we have implied warranties. Now, the legal marketers tell us, we're to have no sense of entitlement, so that if and when the product turns out to be virtually worthless, there's no reason to complain. Right...

This is yet another attempt to make systemic problems the problems of single individual students. The reason many of these students will be miserable, says resident genius Sara Stadler according to the source here, isn't that they'll be paying 1500 a month for the next 30 years for a degree that only marginally increased their earning power, but rather that they had any expectations at all. It's their problem, not any issue with the system that sucked them in with implied promises of being a lucrative (or even reasonable) move.

"I'm sure Emory has failed you in some way," Stadler added, saying she wished she could change that. But the terrible job market, she said, offers opportunity for happiness.

"You might have to move to Nebraska. … You might have to join a small firm where they don't make the big bucks," she said. "You might also have to learn to be a giver, not a taker. Givers tend to be happy people. Takers are never satisfied...."
When you consider that, according to her bio, Prof. Stadler jumped from federal clerkship to BigLaw (three different places) to professorship, this sets a high bar for absurdly hypocritical bullshit, doesn't it?

Who in God's name thinks of the world in terms of "givers" and "takers?" Did she read some low-rent daily devotional? And, if the world really were that way, wouldn't the takers view the givers as suckers? And, as part of the law school system, isn't she clearly a "taker?" Isn't this the same sort of pseudo-religious crap people have used to make the proletariat and below hunky-dory with social inequality for centuries? And why does she think the small firms of Nebraska will be willing to hire the Emory cast-offs who can't get jobs in Georgia?

It boggles the mind.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Indiana Tech Misses Memo; Will Open Law School

Indiana Tech's dim-witted Board of Trustees unanimously approved the building of a new law school after "careful research." I wonder what that "research" consisted of, since it's fairly obvious that the market for legal education is shrinking rapidly.
“There are potential students who desire a law school education who cannot get that education in this area, and there are people in our state who need legal services who don’t have access to them,” President Arthur Snyder said. “Indiana Tech can help close those gaps.”
This notion that every geographic subregion just has to have its own law school is laughable. Fort Wayne is about a two-hour drive to South Bend, where students can get a pseudo-T1 legal education. For those shooting lower, Indiana's crappiest law school, Valparaiso, is a mere two hours and twenty minutes away. IU-Indianapolis is roughly the same distance. Toledo is two hours to the east. Michigan State is a two-hour drive up I-69.

I cannot seriously believe that local demand for a school is that high. The number of working professionals in Fort Wayne who want a legal education who can't move down the road simply cannot be at the level to sustain a law school. Fort Wayne is roughly the same size as Reno, NV; Springfield, MO; Shreveport, LA; or Anchorage, AK. None of those places needs a law school, and in-depth studies of Anchorage show the demand just isn't there despite not being able to find a law school without going to the lower 48. Thus, I'm highly, highly skeptical of the Indiana Tech "research."

And this idea that more law graduates can suddenly provide legal services to poor people is one of the biggest lies told by head-up-their-asses administrators, and it's got some pretty stiff competition. Arthur, if you think the lack of access to legal services is caused by a labor shortage, you're an idiot who deserves the fate of one who builds into a declining bubble.

If there was any kind of legitimate labor shortage in northeast Indiana, you would see a flood of unemployed graduates and laid-off attorneys pouring in from the oversaturated surrounding areas, from places like IU-Indianapolis, IU-Bloomington, Notre Dame, Valpo, the Chicago schools (U. of Chicago, Northwestern, DePaul, Marshall, Chi-Kent, Loyola), Wayne State, Michigan, Michigan State, Cooley, Toledo, Ohio State, Dayton, Cincinnati, etc. Are you really so obtuse as to think piling another generic fourth-tier on top of the pile will open new doors? Roughly 40-50% of recent graduates from these schools lack full-time attorney positions!

If I were an Indiana citizen, I would be furious at this development. Indiana has one of the lowest lawyer per capita ratios in the country, thanks in part to its universities' restraint in not building new law schools in a state whose population has stagnated. Now Indiana Tech wants to ruin that by pumping out 100 more at 28k a pop.

Hopefully, these very foolish well-credentialed muppets will wake the heck up. Perhaps Indiana is like the Iowa of South Park and it's 3 years behind the rest of the country. Maybe in a few years they'll start to realize what those in Delaware already did, that it's downright stupid (and immoral, given the consequences to a majority of graduates) to build a law school on the current ABA model. I recognize that Indiana Tech's tuition will be low for a price-gouging private schools, but it's not low enough to justify market entry, and it's not going to offer a damn thing that isn't filled by the numerous other schools flooding the legal labor market.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Blogger Fails As Much As This Career Student

I had a long post yesterday about this article here, where Philosophy PhD student Brandon Hogan claims he stayed at Harvard Law School because he was voted "most likely to succeed." I pointed out the numerous problems with this belief, including:
  • Staying at Harvard Law School when you have no intention to practice law is a sign of insanity, not success, especially when one writes and thinks such complete and utter bullshit as can be seen on his Pitt page ("I am interested in understanding what it is that we do with our words," really?).
  • There's nothing really prestigious or "successful" about graduating from Harvard Law (as opposed to "getting in") in 2011.
  • Degrees themselves are not good indicators of success in anything given the modern education system.
  • Brandon is 11 years out of high school and training in a field where jobs are extremely scarce, even for top graduates, therefore he is more of an abject failure than a success, even if he's intelligent.
Each one of these points had a paragraph or more of my wonderful and expensive analysis, including a new Elie Mystal dumbness cite and a parody of Brandon's philosophical quote along with a musing on why budding philosophers fall into the education money-grabbing rigmarole just like everyone else.

But alas, Blogger was offline yesterday and deleted my post in its entirety.